Lady Godiva Called...

Phone rang today
caller ID comes up "Godiva Chocolate"
Wife says "should I answer it?"
"Hell Yeah! Here, hand it to me. Maybe it's free chocolate."

"Hello"
"Yeah, is Bob there?"
"Oh, (pause...already seeing where this is going), I think you have the wrong number."
"Oh sorry."
"yeah, me too. I thought we were getting free chocolate."
"Um, no. Sorry"
"If I was Bob could I get some free chocolate?"
"Not unless you're my Uncle Bob."
"For free chocolate...I could do that."
(click...beeeeepp.)

I guess I'll have to swipe some M&M's from the kids Valentines day card stash on top of teh fridge.