10. Highly unlikely to be struck by earthquake, tsunami or hurricane any time soon
9. You can see really, really far in the distance; no one can sneak up on you
8. Distinctive accents
7. Culturally diverse; including Swedes, Norwegians, Danes, Finns, Greenlanders, and a few Germans thrown in for good measure
6. Only two seasons; keeps learning simple in grade schools and easy to shop for clothing
5. Pro wrestler politicians
4. Save money in the winter months; turn off the freezer and store the ice cream on the porch
3. Winter makes a person really appreciate summer
2. Hot dish
1. Its close proximity to Wisconsin
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